We let the members of Retox scream at us as we huddled in a quivering ball for 30 seconds, and here's what we learned...
Rocks Off: What is the worst song in the world?
Retox: "When the Boat Comes In" by Skrewdriver. No explanation needed.
RO: What is the best lyric in the world?
Retox: N/A (Author's note: We can only assume they mean one of the "na"s from Deep Purple's "Hush.")
RO: Someone throws a beer bottle at you onstage. What do you do?
Retox: Check if it's micro-brew or domestic.
RO: Without worrying about space, time, or the laws of physics, what would be the ultimate gig to play, and why?
Retox: Live at a specific crucifixion that was said to have occurred during the 1st century A.D.
RO: What would you buy with a million dollars?
Retox: Donate it... that is chump change in this day and age.
RO: What would you buy with your last dollar?
Retox: California Lottery ticket.
RO: If you could canonize another musician, who would it be and of what would they be the patron saint?
Retox: See answer to question two. (Author's note: St. Deep Purple?)
RO: What will the plaque beneath the giant statute future generations erect in your honor say?
Retox: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Occupy_Wall_Street
Retox plays Friday at Warehouse Live with OFF! And Cerebal Ballzy. Their debut album, Ugly Animals, is now available.