A Couple of Lucky First Pitches for the Astros' Opening Day

The Astros' 2009 season should be getting underway any minute now, and while their on-field prospects this year are a little reminiscent of Major League - "Every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last... the local press seems to think we'd save everybody a lot of time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves" -  Rocks Off is hoping Cecil Cooper's club can somehow find a way to give all the naysayers a nice big shitburger to eat.

Maybe these two classic baseball songs will bring them good luck this year - hey, it can't hurt. Go 'Stros!

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