I spend an unfortunately large amount of time on two activities. No. 1, I am paid under the table by the felt lobby to promote puppet music. No. 2, I have an irresistible compulsion to ruin children's entertainment.
It's not that I'm a bad person; it's that I'm a horrible person who must ruin all that is sweet and good.
Now we've gotten that out of the way, Rocks Off is proud to present you a combination of these two obsessions. Famous puppet bands often get their original soundtracks replaced with less child-friendly fare. You start out singing about numbers and triangles; you end up roaring the virtues of worshipping Satan.
So let's walk through the murky halls of YouTube to see what atrocities have been committed to our puppet friends' art.