Screwston, Texas

An Idea That Doesn't Suck: Color Your Own Willie D

"Coloring sucks. I don't wanna color." --Nobody ever

One night late last week at about 4 a.m., my brain decided it wanted to stop sleeping and start listening to Willie D's Controversy. So I did that. And maybe, like, three-quarters of the way through, my brain decided it wanted to color a picture of Willie D while listening to Willie D, because who the fuck knows.

Unfortunately, there is an unsettling lack of Geto Boys coloring books available on the Internet. I mean, I looked for a good two hours.

I found out that there's an actual rap coloring book, which was cool, but it has zero pictures of Willie D, which was sucky. So I made one. It was not a terrible way to spend an hour. So here:

Click on that to enlarge it. Color it. Then put it in an envelope and hand it someone you know. Say, "Hey, I colored this picture of Willie D for you. I hope you like it." The world ain't such a terrible place.

Have a good week.

Follow Rocks Off on Facebook and on Twitter at @HPRocksOff.

Follow Willie D on Twitter at @WillieDLive.

KEEP THE HOUSTON PRESS FREE... Since we started the Houston Press, it has been defined as the free, independent voice of Houston, and we'd like to keep it that way. With local media under siege, it's more important than ever for us to rally support behind funding our local journalism. You can help by participating in our "I Support" program, allowing us to keep offering readers access to our incisive coverage of local news, food and culture with no paywalls.
Shea Serrano