As long I’m on the whole “backwards” tip, I might as well post this 1998 video from God Lives Underwater. It’s three minutes of a Japanese guy pulling food out of his mouth. Just think of him as a confused version of Kobayashi, the champion eating-machine. Anyone can stuff food in his mouth, but how many of us can pull it out? Not counting high school chicks trying to fit into prom dresses, of course.
There’s also a Jack Johnson video that was shot backwards, but I’ll be damned if I’ll post something that will get someone else laid. Man, chicks love Jack Johnson. With his surfer body, all toned and tanned. Scruffy beard. Manly musk. Sad poetic eyes.
What? I can totally surf. I just can’t right now because I wrecked my Harley the other night racing for sick kids and the doctor says the water will mess up my cast. – Craig Hlavaty
Keep the Houston Press Free... Since we started the Houston Press, it has been defined as the free, independent voice of Houston, and we would like to keep it that way. Offering our readers free access to incisive coverage of local news, food and culture. Producing stories on everything from political scandals to the hottest new bands, with gutsy reporting, stylish writing, and staffers who've won everything from the Society of Professional Journalists' Sigma Delta Chi feature-writing award to the Casey Medal for Meritorious Journalism. But with local journalism's existence under siege and advertising revenue setbacks having a larger impact, it is important now more than ever for us to rally support behind funding our local journalism. You can help by participating in our "I Support" membership program, allowing us to keep covering Houston with no paywalls.