RO: Whatever. You were (incorrectly) saying?
PB-G: Ted is from Texas. You can see him any day of the week. We're from Paris, France and have traveled across the Atlantic Ocean to perform for "y'all." We are finishing a five-week tour and are warmed up, ready to play our best and final performance in Houston before heading home.
Ted is just Ted. We're three! Three is greater than one. We are exotic. Our music is fresh and clean, rock n roll meets indie pop. Can America handle it? There's only one way to find out. And so of course, the choice seems clear. Mango's for General Bye Bye this Thursday night is the place to be.
And we'll throw in free French goodies: Stadium cups, pens, buttons, lighters. Does Ted come bearing gifts? We seriously doubt it.
RO: The gauntlet has been thrown down, Mr. Nugent. They have pens to give. What do you have to give?
Ted Nugent (from "Hey Baby"): Hey baby. Jump in the back of my Ford. I'm gonna give you a ride, baby, you never could afford.
RO: Remind me not to go camping with you...
General Bye Bye plays tonight at Mango's. Ted Nugent plays tonight at Nutty Jerry's.
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