"I'm grandiose. Because I live a grandiose life. I'm not 'aw shucks' ... because I'm gnarly."
"Beautiful Girls" Van Halen
Ahem...he knows how to pick them. Or they know how to find him.
The White Stripes, "Jimmy The Exploder"
"I'm on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."
"There's been a tsunami of media, and I've been riding it on a mercury surfboard."
Pat Travers, "Snortin' Whiskey"
"I was bangin' seven-gram rocks and finishing them because that's how I roll, because I have one speed, one gear."
Motley Crue, "Kickstart My Heart"
"I'm an F-18 bro and I will destroy you in the air and deploy my ordnance to the ground."
Duran Duran, "Girls On Film"
Like we were saying earlier, but at least he's not into fake plastic boobs all the time, right? Doesn't that count for something? Just a little?
Ted Nugent, "Workin' Hard Playin' Hard"
Someone get Nugent and Sheen together. If we switch drugs for guns with Sheen, the world would be a fun place.
The Troggs, "Wild Thing"
And just like that, Rocks Off's Halloween costume was picked out.
"I'm still alive, which is pretty cool."
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