Cheap Trick Escape Collapsing Stage, But Not Armageddon

Mason Lankford said, "There will come a day when we forget the Rapture ever even happened," but Rocks Off is keeping an eye out for signs of our impending Armageddon. We were wrong last time, but we're totally right this time!

Monday morning, Rocks Off got up and prepared lunches, fed dogs, pantsed ourselves properly, and just in general got our day a-going. If the kid sleeps in, we usually have the TV tuned to The Weather Channel as the morning background music. We were surprised to hear "I Want You to Want Me" by Cheap Trick, followed by a mighty crash.

Apparently the band was playing a festival in Ottawa, Canada, when a sudden storm descended upon the show and bitch-slapped the entire stage. The whole structure collapsed backwards, injuring several people.

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Jef Rouner (not cis, he/him) is a contributing writer who covers politics, pop culture, social justice, video games, and online behavior. He is often a professional annoyance to the ignorant and hurtful.
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