¿Como se dice "Whoops?": 5 Musicians' Romney-esque Blunders In Foreign Lands

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5. Dixie Chicks Diss Dubya In England

During a London concert held ten days before the 2003 US invasion of Iraq, Dixie Chicks lead singer Natalie Maines said "We don't want this war, this violence, and we're ashamed that the President of the United States is from Texas."

Londoners didn't seem to mind, but folks back home went a little crazy, with many country radio stations banning the band, supporters of President George W. Bush organizing album burnings, and a few nutjobs even sending the Chicks death threats.

You may have seen the Dixie Chicks in the news recently when many of the people who went out to stand up for "free speech" on "Support Chik-Fil-A Day" also made it a point to re-purchase the Dixie Chicks albums they had thrown away and burned so many years ago, having learned that true free speech transcends political party lines. Except that didn't happen because of course it didn't.

4. Madonna Rubs Puerto Rico the Wrong Way

During her stop into Puerto Rico during her 1993 Girlie Show World Tour, Madonna rubbed a Puerto Rican flag on her boobs, then on her crotch, while onstage. Puerto Ricans became incensed and protested outside her mansion in Florida, angry with the perceived lack of respect for their national flag. Wait a second, Madonna has a house in Florida? Weird.

The controversy wasn't terribly long-lived; Madonna has successfully returned to Puerto Rico many times since the incident. We can't find any record of an apology, so evidently Puerto Ricans just up and got over it. Brazil, however, threatened to arrest her if she tried to pull a similar stunt with their flag.

Recently, Madonna had further trouble in Paris when people who paid upwards of $344 for tickets to one of her concerts failed to understand that the show "wasn't meant to be a full set." Tip to Parisians: You can't call Madonna a slut and expect to get a rise out of her. Instead, just hold up a big graph of her last few albums' sales.

3. Ozzy Pees On (Well... Near) the Alamo

This was one of those stories we always thought was an urban legend, but it turns out it's true: Ozzy Osbourne -- a native Englishman -- really did get arrested in San Antonio for peeing... not exactly on the Alamo itself, but onto a 60-foot monument to those killed in the Battle of the Alamo across the street from the building itself. He did this while wearing one of wife Sharon's dresses because she had hidden his clothes. Ozzy was then arrested for public intoxication.

Far from an act of defiance, Ozzy later expressed regret for what happened, and it's been heavily implied that he had no idea at the time that the thing he was peeing on had historical significance. Ozzy was banned from performing in San Antonio for ten years, until the singer donated $10,000 to the Daughters of the Republic of Texas -- the Alamo's caretakers -- and publicly apologized for the incident.

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