4. A Journal

There are some thoughts that are so complex and personal that they can't be adequately expressed in a feature-length 3D concert film. That's why we feel a nice, leather-bound journal would make a thoughtful gift for Justin Bieber.

He could write down his dreams, frustrations, inspirations and fantasies inside its pages, free from the prying eyes of his adoring fans, relentless paparazzi and overbearing stage mom. Doesn't that sound like the perfect stress reliever after a long, hard day of smiling?

3. A Day Off

How long, exactly, has Bieber been cramming a full workload and his schooling into his busy schedule? It's gotta be years, man! How about we give the guy one single day when he doesn't have to do any radio interviews, meet-and-greets, photoshoots or Proactiv commercials?

He just graduated high school, for God's sake, he deserves at least a single, solitary day to spend getting high and leveling through Arkham City.

2. A Shining, Golden Crown

Justin Bieber is our beloved Prince of Pop. There's no getting around that -- He's just flat-out better than you and me. He has been chosen by God to rule over the record industry with benevolence and grace. There can be no more fitting tribute on this, the hour of his academic ascension, than to craft for him a splendid golden crown of glory. May his reign last for 1,000 years.