Do You Look Like Aerosmith's Steven Tyler or One of ZZ Top?

Live Nation has come through with a four-pack of lawn tickets to the classic-rock show of the summer, Aerosmith and Houston's own ZZ Top July 18 at the Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion, and Rocks Off sure as hell ain't gonna give this away for some cheap-ass trivia question. Naw, this time we're gonna make it real interesting.

Here's the deal: if you look like either Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler or one member of ZZ Top, or know someone who does, email a picture to [email protected] or [email protected]. (Jpegs work best.) For Steve, it's the lips we're interested in; as for ZZ, naturally it's the facial hair - but since we don't want to leave drummer Frank Beard out, we're interested in mustaches and beards. Any Houstonian with half a brain cell ought to know what ZZ looks like (but just in case), and get a good gander at Tyler's smackers here. Oh, and please include your name or the name of the person in the picture.

Sometime next week - when we have about 10 or so nominees - we'll post them all on Rocks Off and let you, our readers, decided who should get the four-pack. You can try to slip a fake beard or fake lips past us, but we fancy ourselves pretty discerning and you will be mercilessly mocked on this Web site (and perhaps the entire World Wide Web) if we find out. Good luck!

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Chris Gray has been Music Editor for the Houston Press since 2008. He is the proud father of a Beatles-loving toddler named Oliver.
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