I wanna take this time out to thank all the pretty young ladies who have graced us with their scantily-clad skinalicious exploits during this sweltering weekend. You women are truly the linchpin to this weekend. For every bikini-top, Jackie-O sunglasses, terry-cloth shorted Jezebel; I salute you and your Texas breeding.
Somewhere Daniel Johnston is smoking cigarettes and watching cartoons, while this banner sits in the middle of a festival filled with thousands of sweaty drunk dudes. Three cheers for irony.
LOL! OMG! LMAO! DDG! BFF!
TTYL, =D
This bloke from the Arctic Monkeys was meaning to put the mockers on us for nicking this pap photo of ‘em eating an iced. It’s a pisser, innit?
“Hey all you frat boys! You just bought me a new car. Thanks for buying that sixth copy of Legend, white devils!”
-- Craig Hlavaty