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cover, now on newsstands. She and her band hit the Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion April 25 with emo-poppers Boys Like Girls opening.
I will be there too. I will be the one in the crowd with Avril’s face painted on my bloated and hairy torso, crying during "Sk8er Boi." Look for me in the Pavilion's security office after the show, signing autographs for The Woodlands Police Department. Gotta reach out to the little people, ya know? – Craig Hlavaty