Here's a picture of John Mayer playing on the deck of a cruise ship in the Bahamas this past weekend. I would be inclined to make a snide remark about his bitchin' Stevie Ray tat, but you're dealing with a guy who has the Rolling Stones lips logo tattooed on his arm for life. Carry on, you tall, magnificent bastard, you.

P.S. And please stop showing up in my girlfriend’s dreams. – Craig Hlavaty

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