I wish I could write a song for my mom. But alas, she has to settle for blogs about vaginas, drug use and my ever-increasing leather fetish. Watch this video and call your mommas. While they still love you. Donda West loved Kanye, even when he was the world's biggest titty-baby at award shows.
This is kind of a tearjerker. So if you are at work, watch it with caution. If anyone gives you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy, so you gotta break that son of a bitch in two. Cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb's next. I'm hungry. Let's get a taco. – Craig Hlavaty
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