Houston Music

Floorbound Wants To Party, Not Murder Anyone

Each Wednesday, Rocks Off arbitrarily appoints one lucky local performer or group "Artist of the Week," bestowing upon them all the fame and grandeur such a lofty title implies. Know a band or artist that isn't awful? Email their particulars to [email protected].

Floorbound is a rock group. They howl and scream and thump and bang and combine the interesting parts of whine rock and heavy rock. Some of them are hairy and bearded and some of them are not.

The video of theirs that got sent to us in their "This Is Why Floorbound Should Be Artist Of The Week" email was a Home Alone homage that included a scene where one of their members attempts to crush an attractive woman's skull with a can of paint. Thankfully, he is unsuccessful.

So we reached over to the sirs to talk about that, Journey, whether it's better to look like Tall Verne Troyer or Normal Size Chris Daughtry, and the implication that they've eaten forest animals. Keep it moving.

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Shea Serrano