Fondue Monks

We're gonna have to have a little talk with the guys from Fondue Monks. We don't have any problems with their chops and jammy, crowd-wiggling style. It's just that, as you can tell from the first of these two videos from last night at the HouStoned Rocks stage, the guys clearly don't understand that you're not supposed to just throw beads into a crowd. The ladies are supposed to work for them — or at least that's what we learned from this guy.

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