"I think we'll get in sometime tomorrow." -- a man upon seeing the line to get in Saturday morning, perhaps having a flashback to last year
"Guys think it's all sexy for girls to not wear underwear. Ladies, you gotta wear underwear. Otherwise that shit chafes, and then you get pus." -- Matt and Kim's Kim again
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Free Press Summer Fest: More Sweaty Photos of Saturday's Acts
The Postal Service at Free Press Summer Fest, 6/1/2013
Geto Boys at Free Press Summer Fest, 6/1/2013
"She's got soul, man!" -- a guy at Mavis Staples. Yeah, bro... that's the point.
"She's telling people I've got herpes! I took her to Starbucks!" -- an indignant young lady on a frenemy
"I'm Annise Parker! Don't feed the homeless!" -- a heckler during Parker's introduction of Mavis Staples
"You can be as big of a music lover as me, you just have to put the time into it." -- a very earnest female to her non-music-loving boyfriend during Of Monsters and Men; she LOVED the song from the Discover Card commercial and left promptly afterward
"Married women need to wear rings so I don't waste my time talking to them." -- a true ladies' man
A conversation between to young women in which one pronounced it "Bassnectar" (like the frequency) and the other "Bassnectar" (like the fish), and neither corrected the other. I dayrdreamed that it was like the fish.
"We are The Bronx and we're from Los Angeles, California!" -- The lead singer of The Bronx; funny for obvious reasons
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