Well, now that you've joined forces with GWAR, human vivisection is obviously a big part of the job. Any humans you've particularly been looking forward to eviscerating? Yes, Alice Cooper! In Hollywood.

I imagine he'd like that! You're sharing front-person duties in GWAR with Blothar. Has there been any jealousy between the two of you? Yes, we have been locked in fierce competition over the size of our udders. At the moment, I think he's grown quite fond of mine, which is a bit awkward. It's created some awkward tension onstage and off. And he keeps smoking all of my crack!

Crack from the future is far superior to your Earth crack. It does not have any of these negative side effects. It's just a masterpiece of chemical engineering. I must consume massive quantities of Earth crack in order to achieve comparable results! So, I must constantly attempt to stop the rest of the band before the side effects take hold.

Lots of luck, there. Can you tell us a little bit about your mission here in the 21st century? Well, my mission is essentially to preclude the ultimate and total destruction of the universe as we know it: all Scumdogs, GWAR, humanity and the space-time continuum! In the future, certain events have been set in course by due to Oderus' disappearance and manifestation in my time, as well as the way he's really fucked up the battle with the futuro-fascist forces.

So, in traversing the fabric of space-time back to this specific time, I'm attempting to alter the current trajectory of GWAR and Earth in order to preserve the universe.

Godspeed! Will that involve creating a new GWAR album? Oh yes. We've been hard at work while on the toilet, writing new musical forms that hopefully will yield much more money. For crack.

Do you view your new position with GWAR to be a lifetime appointment? Well, hopefully not! Though for a human lifetime? For sure. Your inertial frame of reference is much shorter than mine. So, in terms of a human lifetime, yes. In terms of my space-time increments of measure, perhaps not.

GWAR desecrates the Ballroom at Warehouse Live this Sunday, October 26, with special guest sacrifices Decapitated and American Sharks. Door open at 7 p.m.

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