2 Chainz feat. Drake, "No Lie," : 2 Chainz is rap's Stephen Hawking (all the pieces fit in that analogy; ALL OF THEM). He will be the catalyst to the evolution of the genre same as Drake was a few years ago, except his lips will be decidedly less pursed and his hairline will be decidedly less distinct. For real, no one has ever been less capable of having a hairline than 2 Chainz.
That shit is all over the place. He looks like he's related to the ghost twins from The Matrix 2.
Meek Mill, Dreamchasers 2: This isn't a song, it's a mixtape. Whatevs, bro. What are you? The MP3 police? Relax.
Mill is a bit of a toss-up. I saw him in concert last April when he was in town with Lil Wayne and Rick Ross. The best part of his show was that I was able to get up and go to the restroom and not miss anything important. It seems like he can only ever be really great ("Dope Boy") or really bad (he's kind of like a human version of someone in a not-that-great car doing a burnout in a parking lot because there are a bunch of people standing around, and that guy is the worst.
No girls ever see that guy and are like, "Oh my God. That was so hot. Why am I not blowing him right now?" Fortunately, he's more of the latter here. Or I don't know. Maybe my brain has become mush. What are you? The mush-brain police? Relax.
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