While Rocks Off Sr. holds down the fort in Houston, we've dispatched Craig Hlavaty, the Riker to our Picard, as a one-man away team to SXSW, and he's alreadybeen a busy boy
. Reinforcements will arrive in time for tomorrow's shift, and we'll be making our way to Austin ourselves after Muse tomorrow night, but for now it's Craig vs. SXSW in a matinee cage match, and we have a feeling the day parties don't stand a chance. We'll be bringing you updates of his exploits at the top of each hour throughout the afternoon, so come back soon.11:35 a.m.:
"Today I was woken up by Alex Jones' voice and the smell of tacos. He's not a light sleeper at all. Parking at the hotel soon.11:39 a.m.:
"6th Street is totally shut down to traffic this year, as are most cross streets and - Oh my God, I love chicks that wear boots with skirts."11:53 a.m.:
"All I wanna do is park at our hotel. Dear God, it's only Wednesday and I wanna torch my car. I want everyone to stop looking like someone famous."12:04 p.m.:
"Just checked into the hotel. Since it's called a mini-bar, that means the fee is small too, right?"12:39 p.m.:
"Congrats, you all look like Bob Schneider. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your souls."12:41 p.m.:
"David Cobb from
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just watched me pour a Five Hour Energy shot into my drink at the Paste day party. The phony tough and the crazy brave."12:51 p.m.:
The Atlas Moth at the Brooklyn Vegan day party at Emo's. Yuss and stuff."