How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they have machines that do that now.
How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb? One. Two. And a-one two three four.
How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb? "Whoah, it's like dark!"
MISCELLANEOUS
How many sound guys does it take to change a light bulb? "Hey man, I just do sound."
How many producers does it take to change a light bulb? "I don't know, what do you think?"
How many bluegrass musicians does it take to change a light bulb? Five. One to change it, and four to bitch about it being electric.
LOCAL
How many members of The Manichean does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to hold the giraffe and the other to put the clocks in the bathtub.
How many executives at The Box does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, but we'll have to wait until he's done screwing Trae first.
How many members of Asmodeus X does it take to change a light bulb? None, they prefer the dark.
How many members of Skeleton Dick does it take to change a light bulb? One, but if it's Chris Vasquez he'll probably try to use a hammer to do it.
How many members of Tyagaraja does it take to change a light bulb? None, they all exude light from every orifice.
