0:02: Mara Salvatrucha? In a David Guetta dance music video? Okay, you have my attention.
0:36: Twerk Team! And poodles!
(0:56: What this video really needs is Ne-Yo eating a shitload of pancakes.)
0:57: ...and there you go!
1:14: Tattoo time!
1:24: Tribal Tron! Puro Escapade 2001 in Dallas, compa!
1:27: Okay, the lady in the gold mask is hella creepy.
1:50: Akon's entourage includes a narco-boss, an old white lady, and a shirtless Rick James impersonator. Best entourage ever!
1:53: Random giant banana. This video has EVERYTHING!
2:17: Mmmmm, paletas! Are those sandia?!
2:25: HOLY UNIBROW, BATMAN!
2:41: Are those... pink donkeys in the background? Interesting...
2:50: Pointy boot pyrotechnics. Fuck yea!
2:55: Les Twins! ( )
3:12: Takis!
3:40: Holy crap... I think this kid hurt himself! Por Pendejo!
3:53: Smiling all the way to the bank!
The verdict? Is this the best video on YouTube right now? I'd say "Si!" Is it racist? No mames, guey! its just a YouTube video!
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