Joshua Tree of Money: 5 Ways for Bono to Spend His Facebook Windfall

A few things fell and swooped in from last Friday's giant Facebok IPO announcement. The first being Mark Zuckerberg changing his relationship status from "in a relationship" to "married, but with a prenup the size of that screen Roger Waters is using for The Wall," second being the stock didn't jump above its initial $38 a share, and third - it made Bono superbly and also terribly rich.

Like the South Park episode pointed out a few years ago, Bono was put on this earth to break records and also sell you some pretty timeless rock albums (not to mention top you in every single thing, ever). Point blank.

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Brandon Caldwell has been writing about music and news for the Houston Press since 2011. His work has also appeared in Complex, Noisey, the Village Voice & more.
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