A couple of years back I got obsessed with finding out the origin of "Jingle Bells, Batman Smells." Believe it or not I was actually able to track it down to pretty definitively to a single 5th-grade classroom in Dunkirk, Indiana. It's made we wonder what other interesting Christmas parodies I could explore. This brings me to...
Joy to the world, the teacher's dead
We barbecued her head!
What happened to the body?
We flushed it down the potty!
And round and round it went,
And round and round it went
And rouuund and round and round it went