โLast time I was here, I was jumping from the ceiling. Tonight Iโm here for you and only you. Itโs such a privilege every night that we are on stage. It’s such a privilege to sing and dance and perform for all of you. I love you so much,โ said Lady Gaga last night, midway through her two hour, 22- song, five-act spectacle, referencing her 2017 Super Bowl Halftime Show performance.
Houston loves Gaga right back. So, so much. Since her initial Monster Ball run, Gagaโs stage productions have grown in design, her fans have turned out in mockups of the pop starโs costumes, and the devoted community of Little Monsters has only broadened its reach. Attending a Lady Gaga show is as much about seeing fellow fans united under the same retractable roof as it is about seeing Mother Monster in her true habitat and putting your paws up every time she commands you to do so. For all intents and purposes, Lady Gaga in concert is church.
The Chromatica Ball is the tour that Lady Gaga fans will look back on thanking their lucky stars that of all her outings to date, this is the show they attended. Last night, Gaga was sharp, dynamic, and on as ever as she guided a packed Juice Box through a high octane journey into human connection: a goddess born of stone delivered to earthโs battleground to defend peace, love, and acceptance; eroded by rain, returned to the heavens, and breathed back in flames.
We would have expected nothing less from her last night. This is, after all, the artist who ushered a percolating electronic dance movement to the center of mainstream Pop in the late-aughts, blew that bubble to its burst, pivoted to jazz, television, and film, set up shop in Vegas, and, of course, leapt off NRG Stadiumโs roof for her Super Bowl Halftime Show, which ended in a triumphant victory lap of โBad Romance.โ
That old touchdown served as last nightโs liftoff, as rocket-sized fountains of fog flooded the stage to the sound of the Raโs and the Ahโs and the Ro-Ma-Maโs, Gaga emerging in a cement-like dress, as if the sculpture within the stone waiting to be carved out by her army of dancers. The starting lineup was backed by two other gargantuan hits (โJust Dance,โ โPoker Faceโ) as she rotated perched atop a ledge, punctuating the bandโs massive arrangements with her extra-terrestrial, accentuated hand gestures and hip gyrations, those that transmit alien messages as shivers down your spine, tears down your face. It was a damn riot going through the roster of back catalog gold like that but with a bag like hers, sheโs one of few who could pull it off.
That this tour is even happening is a monsterโs miracle. Its namesake album succumbed to the delays and release rollout struggles that no artist was immune to two years ago during COVID lockdowns; the tour, a limited stadium run that originally excluded Houston, postponed multiple times. Chromatica remains an ambitious album in concept and scale but seemed in jeopardy of never reaching the stage or booming through stadium speakers to fully realize its surreal maximalism. This far removed from the albumโs release, there would appear to be little to less context for the Chromatica Ballโs execution other than Gaga fulfilling a deep, longstanding commitment to her fans, solidifying her status as a touring titan, and canonizing Chromatica cuts. High stakes to conquer, daring pitches to throw, but a grand slam by all counts.
ย Last nightโs setlist masterfully blended those early ubiquitous hits (โTelephone,โ โLoveGameโ) on which Gaga built her house Haus with mammoth Chromatica tracks (โ911,โ โSour Candyโ) and an extended stretch at a B-stage piano for acoustic renderings of classic cuts (โBorn This Way,โ โEdge of Gloryโ) and exquisite balladry (โAlways Remember Us This Wayโ). Sometimes the costumes were grander than the songs (โFree Womanโ), the stories-high flames were always volcanic (they also make a pretty good toaster), and her authoritative vocals soared beyond even those heights (โEnigmaโ). The choreography, oft militaristic, heroic in fashion, filled the massive, brutalist-inspired stage (โReplay,โ โBabylonโ). There were nods to her film ventures (A Star is Bornโs โShallow,โ Top Gun: Maverickโs โHold My Handโ), and deep selections from the vault (โMonster,โ complete with its original Monster Ball Tour choreography; โAngel Down,โ preceded by Gagaโs personal brand of diplomatic preachings).
As she rounded up the final act with Chromaticaโs most Pop centrist records – and the nightโs most overwhelming four on the floors (โStupid Love,โ โRain on Meโ) – Gaga all but had Houston in her hands paws. She had our Bad Romance; she secured our Stupid Love. Just let us know where to install the harness cables and you can jump off any of our ceilings too, anytime youโd like, Gaga.
This article appears in Jan 1 โ Dec 31, 2022.







