The hip-hop world is a less than sensible place -lots of times, you're even required to clarify when bad means bad and when bad means good- so once a week we're going to get with a rapper and ask them to explain things. Have something you always wanted to ask a rapper? Email firstname.lastname@example.org.
This Week's Rapper: Lux of Simple Success
This Week's Subject(s): LeBron James
Ask A Rapper: I'm a big fan of basketball and rap, and I'm an even bigger fan of talking about both at the same time. That said, did you get a chance to see LeBron's new commercial? Here it is.
Lux: I don't care how many commercials you make, its gonna take a lot more than that to dilute the newfound hatred Clevelanders have for LeBron right now.
AAR: Was The Decision really that terrible of a mistake? Why or why not?
L: When you're as amazing as LeBron is, you can pretty much do what you want.
AAR: Did his leaving Cleveland really affect his legacy? How or how not?
L: In a way I guess it did, but then you have to consider the fact that Bron's success is kind of like that rapper Lux - destined for awesomeness.
AAR: Who has a better chance of getting back to that Beloved Icon status that they had just a few months ago, Bron or Tiger?
L: Leave it up to Tiger to make an ass of himself, I'll give it to Bron.
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AAR: Who wins the championship this year?
L: The better question would be "Is LeBron gonna put the MVP trophy in the dining room, or the game room?"
AAR: How long do you think it will be before people realize that LeBron is really just a basketball-playing monster wearing human skin?
L: The day of reckoning is unknown to us humans, information like that can only be shared by the Illuminati, the creator of Yo Gabba Gabba and Terry Richardson.