In his Band of Bruddahs, Marky Ramone's primary role was that of drummer, the pounding heartbeat and engine of so many of the legendary punk-rock group's numbers. But over many years in meetings, rehearsals, recording studios, concert stages and countless miles on the road in their trustworthy van, he also had another occupation: constant mediator between his lead singer and guitarist.
Acrimony had always been thick between Joey and Johnny Ramone, a pair that was on opposite of ends of the spectrum in politics, temperament, hygiene and punctuality. Not to mention musical direction. Oh, and Joey's girlfriend also left him for Johnny; the couple later married.
So Joey and Johnny Ramone had not spoken a word directly to each other in nearly 15 years. And when they needed to communicate with each other, they did it through Marky.
But out of the blue toward the end of their career, Joey leaned over in the van and asked the baseball-obsessed Johnny a simple question about his thoughts on the New York Yankees chance for the pennant. The guitarist offered a brusque "I don't know."
Joey turned back around, and radio silence continued. A chance slipped by, never to return. Johnny would not even bring himself to call his band mate of 22 years as Joey was dying from lymphoma. Johnny himself would later succumb to cancer.
This story -- and many others about the punk-rock pioneers - gets told in Marky Ramone's new memoir written with Rich Herschlag, Punk Rock Blitzkrieg: My Life as a Ramone (416 pp., Touchstone, $28).
"I wish they had talked, I do," Marky says today over the phone. "At that point, Joey was on Prozac, which made him more extroverted. And John knew it was the drug talking. But Joey was a friendly guy, and at that point John should have at least made some small talk to break the tension between them."
The man born Marc Bell was not the original drummer who laid down the template for the band's sound, but joined in time for their fourth album, 1978's Road to Ruin. He spent 15 years with the group, not including a hiatus after being fired for alcoholism, and played roughly 1,700 of the Ramones' 2,263 gigs.
Even after the very last show the Ramones ever played in 1996, Marky writes how interrelations remained frosty, with the band simply leaving the stage and drifting off.
"We were brothers and bandmates and business partners," he remembers. "But there were no goodbyes, no handshakes, no pats on the back. We just left. I went back to the hotel and ordered Ben and Jerry's ice cream and watched TV all night. The next morning, I went back to New York."
Thankfully, the Ramones left a large catalogue of albums behind for fans to discover or rediscover. With Joey, Johnny, bassist Dee Dee, and more recently original drummer Tommy now dead, Marky is (with apologies to later members Richie and C.J.) the last Ramone who was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame standing.
Yet, the band is today more popular and known than they were at any other time in their actual career. Songs like "Blitzkrieg Bop," "I Wanna Be Sedated," "Beat on the Brat" and "Rock and Roll High School" appear on soundtracks and in TV commercials, while bands like Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, Green Day and Rancid have sung their praises.
And 14-year-old girls -- who Marky says may or may not actually own a Ramones record -- wear Ramones T-shirts bought from the local mall.
"It's nice to see your band's name on people's chests!" he says. Marky has continued to play Ramones music with different musicians. He is about to take a show on the road with party metal monster Andrew W.K. as vocalist.
Marky's weekly radio show, "Punk Rock Blitzkrieg" on Sirius XM's Faction channel is also going into its tenth year.
"I will continue to perpetuate the band's name through the music around the world," he adds. "The songs are too good not to be played. There's a whole new generation of Ramones fans out there."
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In the book, Marky also relates tales of his upbringing as well as his stints in other groups. Prior to joining the Ramones in 1978 (four years after their founding), he played drums for early hard-rock power trio Dust, the gender-bending Wayne County and the Backstreet Boys, and punk rockers Richard Hell and the Voidoids.
It was on a bill with the Clash while on tour in England that Marky saw the difference between U.S. and UK punk music.
"We could see that [punk music] was very political over there. Lots of people on the dole, homeless people, and the structure of the country was dwindling," Marky says.
"For our [scene] at CBGB's, we just wanted to provide our listeners with a good time, a fun time, just throwing out those songs in rapid-fire succession," he says. "A few hours to get away from your problems."
Problems of a different sort were apparent in 1982. Although Dee Dee and Joey had substance-abuse issues of their own, Marky's drinking got him booted from the band. It ended up being a blessing in disguise, albeit a leather-jacketed one.
"I was a periodic drinker, but it was starting to get to me," Marky says today. "When Joey told me it was time to leave the band and get some help, it was the best phone call anybody ever made to me."
"The first rehab didn't work -- it was like a country club," he continues. "The second one was like one of those places you see in '40s and '50s movies about alcoholics. And when I walked out of there, I never wanted to go back to a place like that. But life is an adventure, and that was part of it."
After taking a series of odd jobs including bicycle messenger and construction demolition worker, a sober Marky was asked to rejoin the Ramones in 1987. He stayed with them until the end, and has not touched a drink since.
So it's with some head-scratching that one of his latest business ventures (he already has a line of marinara sauce) is a...beer. A natural brown ale, "rich in flavor and aroma," it has never made it to its namesake's own stomach.
"It was some business advice I was given!", Marky laughs. "I swished some of it around in my mouth 20 or 30 times and then spit it out. I wasn't going to swallow it, because it would break my sobriety."
He adds that some of the proceeds from the beer will go to the group Musicians Without Borders, and other monies from sale of the sauce are earmarked for the charity Autism Speaks.
And when asked about any memories of Texas over all those years, Marky gets to the meat of the matter.
"The people of Texas are friendly, but it's a whole different culture from New York! And the steaks, they were huge!" he laughs. "We'd be driving by and see a sign that said of you could eat a five-pound steak, it was free. But I never managed to do it -- I could only get two-thirds of the way through before I'd have to give up!"
For more on Marky Ramone, visit his Web site, markyramone.com
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