Welcome to the first installment of "Morning Metal," where Rocks Off attempts to wake your lazy asses up with a fistful of metal. We don't intend to actually shove any ferrous materials into your anus, but look, it's better than an alarm clock. You can bet cold hard cash that dudes who make alarm clocks don't get mad laid like metal guys do. Or at least say they do.
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This is the first single off Marilyn Manson's new album, which sees him reuniting with longtime band mate Twiggy Ramirez.
stores on May 26, but no doubt the whole thing is floating around somewhere in the torrent world.