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MY SISTER IS BLACKMAILING ME
Dear Willie D:
I met a guy who is four years older than me; I'm 15. He listens to me and cares about what I think. He is very caring, and I know he's not just messing with my head because I'm young. After three months of seeing him, we had sex.
Even though we used protection, I was worried the whole time. But other than that, the experience was great and he was so caring and gentle. Because it was a special moment for me I wanted to tell someone about what I was feeling; so I told my younger sister, who is 13. Well, ever since then, she has been blackmailing me by making me let her wear my clothes and do stuff for her.
I am fed up with her, but when I tell her no she threatens to tell our parents. My parents are strict and will punish me and probably try to lock my boyfriend up for having sex with a minor when they find out his real age. Please help me get out of this situation.
Blackmailed Sibling:
Well you could come clean with your parents and beat your little sister to the punch before she rats you out, or you could lie and say it never happened. If you tell the truth you might expose your boyfriend to criminal charges. If you lie, it's your word against hers and he may still get exposed if your parents are adamant about uncovering the truth and punishing your boyfriend for being intimate with and taking advantage of their "little girl."
Assuming you really care about your boyfriend, you need to break up with him for his own good. It won't be easy, but the law don't play games when it comes to underage sex. Your boyfriend could go to jail, end up on a sex-offender registry, and have his whole life ruined. If you stop seeing him for, say, a couple of months and he's long gone while you continue to play the blackmail game with your sister, then one day she decides to snitch, let her. The consequences aren't likely to be as severe if you haven't had contact with him for a while.
If you were my 15-year-old daughter and you were seeing a 19-year old man I would want to rip his head off and have him thrown in jail, but more than anything I would want him away from you. I'm sure your parents would agree.
I'M AN INTERNET TROLL
Dear Willie D:
I troll the Internet, but not in the traditional sense of the word. I troll to blow off steam, not really to piss people off. My favorite part of trolling is when I come across a subject on a forum where people are being all serious, and I'll say something funny just to ease the tension.
People are too serious these days. It's like they can't take a joke, so I force them to. What's hilarious is that no matter how upset they get with me they can't see me or touch me, and they don't know who I am because I always post anonymously. I guess I do it because I'm bored a lot. I used to troll a celebrity, but after she blocked me the fifth time I stopped making up new email addresses. I could tell I was getting under her skin, but she never replied to me directly.
You are an opinionated person with a high profile, so I'm sure you get trolled a lot. What is the weirdest thing a troll ever said to you?
Internet Troll:
Really? Please go to the nearest sperm bank and get a life.
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