Leave it to never-elected political kamikaze, novelist, tequila and cigar entrepreneur, and part-time folk singer Kinky Friedman to slide right past The Loneliest Man I Ever Met, his new album and his first fresh recording in 32 years, and jump straight into the political cesspool off the high diving board without his water wings.

โ€œDonald Trump is looking pretty viable to me,โ€ says Friedman from his ranch/animal rescue operation outside Kerrville, where he ran unsuccessfully for County Commissioner before lifting his sights to the Governorโ€™s Mansion and, more recently, the Agriculture Commissionerโ€™s fiefdom. โ€œUnder some of the bluster heโ€™s got some good ideas, I think. I heard Hillaryโ€™s raised $2 billion already, but to me sheโ€™s just an empty pants suit.โ€

[Oh, hell, letโ€™s get this interview back on track.]

But what about your new album? Why a new album? Why now?

โ€œLots of people had been pestering me to do something new,โ€ informs Friedman. โ€œWhat finally got the ball rolling was meeting my producer, Brian Molnar, at a house party in New Jersey. He started opening some shows for me and we managed to convince ourselves I should make a new record. And now here weโ€™ve got it done and Iโ€™m about to start a tour where Iโ€™ll be playing 34 nights in a row. I told โ€™em not to leave any open days because I think you get better when the fatigue sets in and youโ€™re just going on fumes and instinct and adrenaline and booze and the feel of the thing. Sometimes that causes magic to happen.โ€

Friedman gushes praise on his young producer, who “brought some fresh ears to the table.”

โ€œBrian had some great ideas about how to make this album work. Except for the track with Willie, we recorded the whole thing here at the ranch,โ€ Friedman explains. โ€œThe most amazing thing about it is that Brian had never produced a record before, but Iโ€™ll be damned if he didnโ€™t capture every breath. He brought down this very old-school microphone and a guitar player, Joe Cirotti, who plays with Brian, and he did a fabulous job. I was actually surprised how much I liked the finished product.โ€

The album consists of some choice covers and a half dozen of Friedmanโ€™s lesser-known tunes, like the title track which was written about and for the late Nashville wild man and founding member of the Outlaw movement, Tompall Glaser.

โ€œI was just another struggling songwriter in Nashville when I wrote that with Will Hoover,โ€ Friedman recalls. โ€œTompall recorded it but I donโ€™t think many people remember it, and I always thought it was a pretty good song. Tompall was one of my biggest supporters when I was living in Nashville. [Authorโ€™s note: Glaser was such a big supporter of Friedmanโ€™s he managed to get Kinky Friedman and the Texas Jewboys a slot on the Grand Ole Opry, complete with an introduction by Hank Snow. That will never happen again.]

โ€œThey donโ€™t write songs like those anymore in Nashville,โ€ Friedman observes. โ€œItโ€™s all pretty much done by committee up there now, so any chance of having a song that is unique or that has a true emotion in it is virtually nonexistent. Thatโ€™s a trend I was reacting to when we were picking the songs for the album.โ€
One thing the new album does is demonstrate what a gifted interpreter of other artist’s songs Friedman is. When he sings Merle Haggardโ€™s โ€œMama Tried,โ€ he drenches it in honest sentiment; you can literally imagine Friedman remembering the trials and tribulations of his own mother. But the two covers that stop a listener dead are Tom Waitsโ€™ โ€œChristmas Card From a Hooker In Minneapolisโ€ and Warren Zevonโ€™s dying manโ€™s lament, โ€œMy Shitโ€™s Fucked Up.โ€ It is difficult to imagine anyone โ€” maybe Waits โ€” bringing the dead-level, nothing-but-the-truth gravitas to these rough life anthems that Friedman applies to them. He renders both tunes like a man whoโ€™s seen the MRI results and knows the jig is up.

โ€œIn Waitsโ€™s version of ‘Christmas Card,’ heโ€™s fucked up while he’s reading the letter. The way I tried to do it, the woman is fucked up and Iโ€™m actually sympathetic to her plight,โ€ Friedman explains.

But it is his rendering of Zevonโ€™s โ€œMy Shitโ€™s Fucked Upโ€ that Friedman seems proudest of.

โ€œThe way I approached it, I wanted it to be that the world as we know it is fucked up, not just that one of us is sick and going to die,โ€ says Friedman. โ€œThat trackโ€™s not destined for radio play, itโ€™s sung for the silent witness and the lost cat. But if it was 30 years ago, this song is a hit like that Tallahatchie Bridge song.”

Friedman says the only hiccup in the plans was the recording of the opening track with Willie Nelson along with sister Bobbie Nelson and bassman Kevin Smith at Willieโ€™s Pedernales studio.

โ€œI was so fucked up,โ€ Friedman complains. โ€œI donโ€™t smoke that stuff anymore unless Willie makes me, and whatever it is heโ€™s getting, it just wrecked me. My timing was off, I was dragging, and the whole time Willieโ€™s just picking and grinning at me. But, you know how it goes, if anything on the album gets some radio play it will probably be ‘Bloody Mary Morning.'”

So what exactly is the albumโ€™s overarching theme?

โ€œThe Loneliest Man I Ever Met is about romance which is, of necessity, tragic. Just look at Romeo and Juliet. Itโ€™s just a sappy love story until they die. Romance is tragedy.โ€

Friedman will appear at a Cactus Music instore at 5:30 p.m. Friday.ย Check back tomorrow, when we will debut two songs from the new album.