"He's stick a dynamite in her booty ho. I think he's a pedophile, he probably pees on her, too."
"Whoa, the smell is intoxicating."
"That's a stance that may get more kids on Barack's side."
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"You almost poked him right in the eye."
"We are so broken up right now."
-- BK, KP and DR