"He's stick a dynamite in her booty ho. I think he's a pedophile, he probably pees on her, too."

"Whoa, the smell is intoxicating."

"That's a stance that may get more kids on Barack's side."

"You almost poked him right in the eye."

"We are so broken up right now."

-- BK, KP and DR

• SXSW