If this had been from the original late-'70s run of The Muppet Show, you know Ozzy would have been all up in Miss Piggy. Hell, he probably had sex with puppets before and didn't even know it. And after listening to this, we're not convinced she still wouldn't be willing to throw the guy a (ham)bone anyway.
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Peter Vonder Haar writes movie reviews for the Houston Press and the occasional book. The first three novels in the "Clarke & Clarke Mysteries" - Lucky Town, Point Blank, and Empty Sky - are out now.