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Putting The "Jug" in "Juggalo:" Video Of Friday Night's Wet T-Shirt Contest (NSFW) | Rocks Off | Houston | Houston Press | The Leading Independent News Source in Houston, Texas
A picture is worth a thousand words, but video only has to be worth three. In this case, their initials are W, T, and F.
You read Rocks Off's earlier recap of Friday's Juggalo gathering with equal parts horror and fascination. At the time, all you had were pictures. Now, because you (maybe) demanded it, we have video footage of the infamous Faygo-enhanced wet t-shirt contest.
Needless to say, what follows is extremely Not Safe For Work. Or your immortal soul.
Here's the first video. We kept waiting for the announcer to say, "And here comes the icepick in the forehead!" But that was probably wishful thinking.
And the "winner:"
The announcer tells the ladies they're welcome to take home a Faygo. We're assuming it's to participate in a home version of the contest and not to, you know, drink.
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Peter Vonder Haar writes movie reviews for the Houston Press and the occasional book. The first three novels in the "Clarke & Clarke Mysteries" - Lucky Town, Point Blank, and Empty Sky - are out now.
