"I missed Motorhead and all I got was this lousy weird-ass iron claw."
This guy came up to me and asked me when Napalm Death played. Do I look like I like Napalm Death? (Sorta):
Daily Random Japanese Band Post: Ten Dollars says these dudes are in a band called Banana Panda Bear Space Launch:
A lil' bit o' Sturgis in Austin. I'm thinking of having a quarter life crisis and buying a motorcycle:
Somebody is missing their shift at Auto Zone:
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