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Remember Renzo's Understand This?

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Most Auspicious Moment on the Album: "Stupid Broad," wherein he attempts to hijack Lupe Fiasco's "Superstar."

Best Unofficial Statistic on the Album: On the previously mentioned "Stupid Broad," Ren reveals that, with regards to quality mating partners, there is roughly one woman available to every 5,000 hos. That's a high Woman-to-Ho rate, yo.

Can that possibly be true? Can that possibly be untrue? We mean, no great love story has ever started with "Oh, uh, I met her at Roxy. Yeah, she was letting this guy drink a Flaming Dr. Pepper from her cleavage. I knew at that moment that I'd marry her."

Obscure Fact(s) You Can Pawn Off As Your Own To Make Yourself Look Smart:

  • Renzo has a fair amount of chest hair. You can't unknow that. You're welcome.
  • You can purchase a copy of Understand This here.

Follow Renzo on Twitter at @renzeeo.

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