March 3

Dierks Bentley

"Come On, That's Not

His Name, Is It?"

Hair country

"What Was I Thinkin'," "Every Mile a Memory," "Loréal: You're Worth It"

Romance-novel enthusiasts, guys who buy Harleys to overcome the burden of names less manly-sounding than "Dierks."

2004, 2007, 2008

He may have driven through here on his way from Arizona to Nashville.

If You Like This, Chances Are You'll Like: Dick Lugar, Magnus ver Magnusson, Max Power Odds of Wearing a Hat: Because He/She's Bald? Please. Bentley's tangled mane is reminiscent of a young Leif Garrett crossed with mid-70s Roger Daltrey. It's gold, baby. Odds of Onstage Injury: Slim, unless someone makes the mistake of leaving a full-length mirror lying around. Seriously, Is That His Real Name? Yes

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