Electric Rodeo

Rocks Off's Rodeo Concert Guide: Keith "That's Not A Knife" Urban

Date: March 16

Name: Keith Urban

AKA: "The Betty Ford Center Presents..."

Genre: Aussie country

Best Known Song(s): "Somebody Like You," "You'll Think of Me," "No Really, I Loved Days of Thunder"

Key Demographic: Women looking for concrete proof that they can change their man, people who mistakenly think "Keith Urban" is an R&B singer's name

Previous HLSR Appearances: 2005, 2009

Houston Connections, If Any: None that we can find, though Houston is a lot like Australia, minus the beautiful scenery and deadly animal life.

If You Like This, Chances Are You'll Like: The Thorn Birds, Aussie™ brand styling gel, "Bart vs. Australia"

Odds of Wearing a Hat: Zilch

Because He/She's Bald? Nicole Kidman doesn't do bald guys, but that hairline is riding a little high these days

Odds of Onstage Injury: Only if someone tries to initiate the "That's not a knife" scene from Crocodile Dundee with him

Odds of Mrs. Keith Urban Being Present: About the same as Tom Cruise being in attendance

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