Rocks Off's Rodeo Concert Guide: Larry Harry Barry Terry Gary Allan

Date:

March 17

Name:

Gary Allan

AKA:

"The Media Assassin"...sorry, that's

Harry AllenGenre:

Latter Day country

Best Known Song(s):

"Man to Man," "Nothing On But the Radio," "If You Don't Know Me By Now"

Key Demographic:

Dallas Cowboys fans (sorry, that's

Larry Allen

), DC Comics enthusiasts (sorry, that's

Barry Allen

)

Previous HLSR Appearances:

1997, 2009

Houston Connections, If Any:

Like Houston's terrain, Allan is mostly flat and unchallenging

If You Like This, Chances Are You'll Like:

Plain yogurt, shortbread cookies, unflavored ice milk

Odds of Wearing a Hat:

Not very

Because He/She's Bald?

Allan's spiky-haired 'do is what you'd get if Dane Cook had Keith Urban's hairline. He'll still go hatless though.

Odds of Onstage Injury:

>10%: Allan is pretty wiry, we imagine he can take a fall

Any Other Cheap Jokes at the Expense of His Generic Name?

"Didn't he used to

command the 104th Infantry Division

?"

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