Date: March 13 Name: Blake Shelton AKA: "Drake...Smeldon" Genre: Generi-country Best Known Song(s): "Austin," "Some Beach,"
"Swervin' in My Lane" Key Demographic: Domestic car aficionados, fellow self-loathing Oklahomans Previous HLSR Appearances: none Houston Connections, If Any: Not really, that hair's more of a Dallas thing If You Like This, Chances Are You'll Like: Jaromir Jagr, cell phone bans, the eternal struggle of the proletariat Odds of Wearing a Hat: 50-50 Because He/She's Bald? No, but since he lost the mullet he doesn't appear to be quite as ashamed of baring his head Odds of Onstage Injury: Most Common Song Topics: Himself, drinking, and...bones
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