The Jonas BrothersAKA:
Parent-approved popBest Known Song(s):
"Burnin' Up," "SOS," "Lick My Love Pump"Key Demographic:
Daughters of women who swooned over Duran Duran, themselves the offspring of rabid Monkees fans...the circle of vaguely androgynous pop idolatry continues.Previous HLSR Appearances:
2009Houston Connections, If Any:
Chris Gray's favorite movie isCamp Rock[Ed. Note: He's not lying.]If You Like This, Chances Are You'll Like:
Under the bra/over the panties, Harbor Mist, reruns of theKrofft Superstar Hour Odds of Wearing a Hat:
Because He/She's Bald? Nope. If they wear hats, it'll be a brief, non-ironic donning of a borrowed Resistol to show they "get" their Texas fans. Otherwise the curly locks will flow freely.
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Have the two remaining celibate ones exploded yet? If not, 75%.Odds Their Set Will Be Inaudible Due to Adolescent Screeching: