The Jonas Brothers
Best Known Song(s):
"Burnin' Up," "SOS," "Lick My Love Pump"
Daughters of women who swooned over Duran Duran, themselves the offspring of rabid Monkees fans...the circle of vaguely androgynous pop idolatry continues.
Previous HLSR Appearances:
Houston Connections, If Any:
Chris Gray's favorite movie is Camp Rock [Ed. Note: He's not lying.]
If You Like This, Chances Are You'll Like:
Under the bra/over the panties, Harbor Mist, reruns of the Krofft Superstar Hour
Odds of Wearing a Hat:
Because He/She's Bald?
Nope. If they wear hats, it'll be a brief, non-ironic donning of a borrowed Resistol to show they "get" their Texas fans. Otherwise the curly locks will flow freely.
Odds of Onstage Injury:
Have the two remaining celibate ones exploded yet? If not, 75%.
Odds Their Set Will Be Inaudible Due to Adolescent Screeching: