Date: March 15

Name: Jason Aldean

AKA: "Jason Aldine"

Genre: Generi-country

Best Known Song(s): "My Kinda Party," "Big Green Tractor," "Dirt Road Anthem"

Key Demographic: Guys who know their way around a Mach3, folks who can't afford to sew up holes in their jeans and have likely never driven an actual tractor

Previous HLSR Appearance(s): 2010-11

Houston Connections, If Any: Dolphin aficionado Aldean could probably find some aquatic amusement at the Downtown Aquarium.

If You Like This, Chances Are You'll Like: Tractor pulls, mud wrestling, the films of Krzysztof Kieslowski...no, wait.

Odds of Wearing a Hat: 100 percent.

Because He/She's Bald? Not yet.

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Odds of Onstage Injury: If his CMT Crossroads collaborator Bryan Adams shows up, Rocks Off might end up throwing a Molotov cocktail at the stage.

Odds of Bryan Adams Showing Up: Probably pretty low, thankfully.

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