Electric Rodeo

Rocks Off's Ultra-Hip Rodeo Concert Guide: Lady Antebellum

Date: March 1

Name: Lady Antebellum

AKA: "Starland Country Band"

Genre: Elevator twang

Best Known Song(s): "Need You Now," "Just A Kiss," "Here We Go"...oh sorry, that was the Fresh Beat Band.

Key Demographic: Harlequin romance readers, Garnier Fructis aficionados

Previous HLSR Appearances: 2009-11

Houston Connections, If Any: "Need You Now" is in power rotation on Sunny 99.1 FM and in dentists' offices across the city.

If You Like This, Chances Are You'll Like: Velveeta sandwiches with mayonnaise. On Wonder Bread.

Odds of Wearing a Hat: < 25 percent

Because He/She's Bald? Would you cover those gorgeous heads of hair?

Odds of Onstage Injury: Low. Satan rarely calls in a favor before the beneficiaries of his infernal pacts fall on hard times.

Odds of Spontaneous Audience Narcolepsy: 75 perzzzz...

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