Date: March 13
Name: Miranda Lambert
AKA: "The Other Woman"
Genre: Music to burn down your ex-boyfriend's house to
Best Known Song(s): "Only Prettier," "Kerosene," "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"
Key Demographic: Chicks with anger issues, dudes who like their ladies a little on the... unstable side
Previous HLSR Appearance(s): 2008, 2011
Houston Connections, If Any: Used to play at The Tap in College Station. College Station is basically The Woodlands.
If You Like This, Chances Are You'll Like: Girls nights out that end in arrests, Rocky Mountain jeans, tequila shots
Odds of Wearing a Hat: 5 percent
Because He/She's Bald? Easier to whip your hair in anger without one.
Odds of Onstage Injury: Do broken hearts count?
Odds of A Shout-Out to her Law & Order: SVU Peeps: Infinitesimal.
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