Date: March 13

Name: Miranda Lambert

AKA: "The Other Woman"

Genre: Music to burn down your ex-boyfriend's house to

Best Known Song(s): "Only Prettier," "Kerosene," "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"

Key Demographic: Chicks with anger issues, dudes who like their ladies a little on the... unstable side

Previous HLSR Appearance(s): 2008, 2011

Houston Connections, If Any: Used to play at The Tap in College Station. College Station is basically The Woodlands.

If You Like This, Chances Are You'll Like: Girls nights out that end in arrests, Rocky Mountain jeans, tequila shots

Odds of Wearing a Hat: 5 percent

Because He/She's Bald? Easier to whip your hair in anger without one.

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