With the writers’ strike in full swing, television is having to rely on reality shows even more than usual to weather the storm. Not least among the current crop is VH1’s

, where the Poison frontman again tries to find love after Season 1 winner Jes Rickleff ditched him in the reunion episode. Michaels now has a second chance to find the ultimate rock-star girlfriend. But seriously, what are the odds that a 44-year-old will find a lasting relationship among booze and boob fests, groupies, and a stripper pole? [

] Several musicians’ lives would provide more plausible concepts than another

go-round.

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