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Seeking Date To Jesus And Mary Chain: Oral Service Required

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The things you find on Craigslist. Rocks Off photographer and contributor Marc Brubaker passed this our way:

Free ticket for JESUS AND MARY CHAIN concert March 13 in House of Blues Houston. ONLY for a sexy, adventurous, sensual woman for an evening of good music and hot fun. you need to be able to host since I am from out of town. You must be a very oral fellatrix. I am handsome, 40 yr old writer from Spain new to area. send pic. no men. no gays.

That's a real ad. Here's the link. No judgements. But this might be a good time to point out that Rocks Off is also giving away a few pairs of Mary Chain tickets on our Facebook page in a few days.

The show is this coming Tuesday night at House of Blues. You can just have them, we promise. No strings attached.


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