The things you find on Craigslist. Rocks Off photographer and contributor Marc Brubaker passed this our way:
Free ticket for JESUS AND MARY CHAIN concert March 13 in House of Blues Houston. ONLY for a sexy, adventurous, sensual woman for an evening of good music and hot fun. you need to be able to host since I am from out of town. You must be a very oral fellatrix. I am handsome, 40 yr old writer from Spain new to area. send pic. no men. no gays.
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