Shell Hell

What is it with pompous Irish rock stars and schlocky corporate fight songs? From the same blighted and nightmarish corner of hell that gave us Bank One's fusion of U2's "One" and corporate banking jargon comes this sulphuric desolation of foul abomination — "We Are The World" re-written with lyrics touting Shell Oil's many wonderful virtues.

And remember, with our space level strategy, we will succeeeeeed....And what's with those accents? -- John Nova Lomax

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