SXSW Snapshot: Hello, Officer Badass

People talk about cops being arrogant cowboy types who only wanna shaft the little guy, but damn if I wouldn't want to cover up a crime with this guy, for real. We need more Houston cops to take the time to cheel out, like the cops in Austin do. They pretty much work in a fantasy land of marijuana and drunken college chicks - he needs his reality show, like, right now.

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Craig Hlavaty
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