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Texans-Chargers: The 10 Best Rapper Tweets From Last Night's Game

Houston has a professional football team. They are called the Houston Texans. A lot of people like them. Some of the people who like them are rappers.

The Internet has several forms of social media. One of those forms of social media is called Twitter. A lot of people use it. Some of them are rappers.

Same as we did last season, last night Rocks Off perused Twitter during Monday's ulcer-inducing game against the unlikeliest of titans -- the goddamn San Diego Chargers -- and grabbed the ten best tweets from the aforementioned rappers on the aforementioned social-media platform.

Go nuts.

10. Bun B, to open

9. Slim Thug. Not Texans-related, but "Come Down" is the best Slim song in years. It's perfect.

8. Jack Freeman, who's not a rapper but gets included here because he played college football so he kind of knows his shit.

7. Dante Higgins. Wrong game. Sorry. Vick was on it yesterday, though.

6. Carl Spivey, America's Greatest Athlete

5. One Hunnidt

More tweets on the next page.

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Shea Serrano