Houston has a professional football team called the Houston Texans. A lot of people like them; some are rappers.
The Internet has several forms of social media; one is called Twitter. A lot of people use it. Some of them are rappers.
Like many weeks before, Rocks Off perused Twitter during Sunday's ulcer-inducing game against the unlikeliest of titans -- the goddamn 1-8 Jacksonville Jaguars -- and grabbed the ten best tweets from the aforementioned rappers on the aforementioned social-media platform.
10. MR. LUKE
8. THE FURY GOD
7. SLIM THUG, FROM HIS SOLID DIAMOND PRIVATE JET
Saturday night, my sons came home from their grandparents' house. Boy B came in, said hello, sat down on the couch, then threw up an almost unfathomable number of chocolate Goldfish crackers on the couch. That's how I spent my Saturday night. So yeah, Slim Thug's life, pretty nice.
6. ONE HUNNIDT
Maybe the best tweet of my whole entire life.
4. DELO, TIME-TRAVELING RAPPER
3. JACK FREEMAN, CONTINUING HIS RUN OF TWITTER DOMINANCE
Jack Freeman might be the MVP of the Rap Twitter NFL Fantasy League. His numbers are astounding.
2. BUN B
This tweet has it all.
1. BUN B
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THIS TWEET HAS IT ALL.